Hell is a Teenage Girl Jennifer's Body Bubble Bath - Cherry Bakewell

Hell is a Teenage Girl

"I'm having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar" - Jennifer's Body (2009) 

This demonic bubble bath smells like sandbox friends are forever, like murder weapons from home depot, like your best friend's new boy-blood diet makes her look like a God, like that best friend just ate your boyfriend...so you stabbed her in the tit. 

Combining sweet vanilla, tangy cherry, and creamy almond, this melt is one for those BFFs forever. Until one of you becomes a boy-eating demon, that is.

Directions:
Whether you're a final girl escaping the clutches of a crazed madman, or a misunderstood, masked being exhausted after a night or terrorising the local town, you need a little relaxation in your life.
Drop a capful of this horrifyingly good bubble bath into hot water; let the bubbles build and the stress decline. You've earned this!
Avoid contact with eyes. If skin irritation occurs, discontinue use. Do not use on broken or irritated skin.

Ingredients: 
Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Polyquaternium-7, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, C12-C18 Fatty Acid, Citric Acid, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Parfum, Limonene, CI 45100.